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When I say that horse racing can be fun, I am not talking just about the fun of gambling but also the fun rib tickling time that you can have. Now below is some of the best horse racing jokes that I came across and trust me once you go through them, you will be laughing even when you are losing.

You know that you have been had when your bookmaker tells you that your horse would walk in, only to find out that the rest of the horses just galloped past him. You know that you have one hell of a competitor in your hands, if it took seven horses to put him out of competition.

You know that you have had enough of the track manager when he asks you why it took you so long to enlist your seven years old horse that won the previous race by seven lengths and you answer “Well then you should have tried catching up with him, because I couldn’t ill last Friday”.

You know that you are a lousy gambler if you find yourself praying to God for a break even, before placing a bet on your favourite online sports betting site. Remember, win or lose there is nothing worth losing your smile for.