In a casino in Las Vegas two very bored dealers are eagerly awaiting for guests to walk up to their tables and try their luck at betting at craps. Since the casino opened in the early afternoon not a single player came to their table. When they were actually not expecting that anyone would come, a very attractive lady in a nice suite comes in and walks straight to them.
She said that she wanted to bet an unbelievable 25,000 dollars on only a single roll of the dice. “This is my lucky day”, she explained. “I have the feeling, I could take home loads of money today”, she says smirking.
Both dealers looked in astonishment but agreed. She added: “I hope you do not mind, gentlemen, but usually I feel much luckier when I am half naked.” Already while saying that, she takes off her pants and strips naked from her waist down. She rolls the dice and yells out loud, “Momma has to get a new pair of pants!”. Then she started screaming and crying, jumping up and down and hugged each of the dealers.
“I have won! I have won!”, she shrieks. While saying that she picks up her clothes from the floor, grabs the money and leaves quickly.
The dealers simply stared at each others faces thunderstruck. Finally, one comes back to his senses and asks, “What did the lady roll, dude?” The other dealer answered, “How am I supposed to know. I thought you were watching the dice!”
What are the online betting odds of that happening to you? Casinos are all about having fun… it’s good to laugh and enjoy yourself while betting.